The Great Big Phallus

"And Moses spake before the LORD, saying, Behold, the children of Israel have not hearkened unto me; how then shall Pharaoh hear me, who am of uncircumcised lips?" Exodus 6:12

The other day when I was hanging out with some of my popcorn-popping friends, we were comparing foreskins and the story of Moses came to mind.

"Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me." Exodus 4:25

Circumcision is Godly, but one must be careful.

"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD." Deuteronomy 23:1