Sweating the Holy Spirit

THAT is really great!! an absolute alternative to keep our holy temple in shape, with god's blessing!!

If your like me, you feel uncomfortable going to the gym where they listen to "secular music," where homo-eroticism is rampant (and I hear they want to marry), and men an women sometimes intermingle whilst displaying fleshy slabs of shoulder, forearm, and even thigh.

Paul Eugene at Gospel Aerobics understands this...and he also understands the importance of catering towards a niche market that will purchase material regardless of price or quality.

Fit 4 A Purpose

Why are you trying to get fit or stay fit? Ask yourself that question seriously? Is it so that you can get a mate? Fit in? Being a Christian I can only think of one good reason, that is to be healthy enough to carry out the purpose of God on this earth.

"For we are God's workmanship created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God purposed in advance for us to do."

Ephesians 2:10


Yes! Say I'm a naughty little schoolboy...say it!

A while ago...Enemy of the Republic from Cruel Virgin was kind enough to provide me a link to a hilarious, but immensely sad practice that is being done today.

Wife-beaters/spankers unite under God!
Christian Domestic Discipline (CDD)

which is ....."An arrangement between a Christian married couple that involves the husband having authority in the household and enforcing that authority through spanking or other means of punishment."

Nope, not this....

......................Butt this

So why is this needed?

"He uses his authority to keep peace and order in his home, protect his marriage, and help his wife mature in her Christian walk."

Here's a glance at their guestbook

Ginger said: May 30th, 2007 6:25 pm

Thank you for this site! I am married to an alcoholic, adulterer and am trapped. If and when I can get out, I will be seeking a good Christian Man who believes in the practice of CDD!

(....because apparently there are only two kind of men: the wankers and the spankers.)

Jake said: May 29th, 2007 10:01 pm

My wife love's your site, and tries everyday to be a perfect christian wife. Will you online store carry any paddles or whips for safe discipline when my hand is not enough to remind her of Proverbs 31? If not can you suggest some and the proper technique for their use?

( I don't know, maybe you could smack her with a wooden cross or bible to get her a little more perfect, excuse me, Christian...)

Mr Bowie said: May 21st, 2007 3:41 pm

This is a lovely website. Thank you. My wife has emotional problems and sometimes she snaps without any reason at all. We used to fight constantly and my life was a chaos. Until the day I came to this website and things changed for me. Occasional spanking keeps her in line and being a devout christian I am glad that it is permitted in the Holy Bible. Now our relationship is as strong as it used to be when we first started the courtship. I just can't thank you enough!
(Let's wait till she hits menopause...)

But some people may be breaking thru...

Amy said: May 28th, 2007 3:30 am

My husband has been spanking me for sometime now, and although I definitely don't enjoy the feeling of it, I do see a positive outcome. The pain from his slapping my buttocks combined with the humiliation of having my bottom naked (and to be spanked itlself is pretty embarassing, even the positioning), keeps me from doing anything unchristian. I'm pretty sure it's legal, because I agreed to it at the begining of our relationship, although I do struggle when he's spanking me. I do have one problem though, which is when he uses a belt (since the position keeps my legs apart) it can curve inward and slap my anus. If you could contact me with a solution that would be wonderful. Thanks and God Bless.

(hmmm....maybe the solution would be stop DELUDING yourself and get a real husband)

So it is not just the "terrorist!" religion that has subordinates...?

Use such tender, loving, objects as:
razor strop

tawse (
A specially cured leather strap with strips or “tongues” on the end historically used to punish Scottish schoolchildren.)

Or, if you cringe at physically punishing your loving companion just do...
Corner time: An alternative form of punishment where a wife is required to stand facing a corner, often with her bottom on display, before, during, or after a spanking.

Come on, who wouldn't want to spank this gal for punishment?


HSA= Hiding the Savings Account

I used to work for a company that handled Health Savings Accounts (HSA). It got to the point where I couldn't work there any more due to my conscience. Advocating for further privatization and telling people to ignore others that can't pay for their own health insurance--take care of yourself only, really got to me.

Who can afford this :
people with a high deductible health plan
people who want to lessen their taxes

How I was told to sell this
Emphasize that it will...
  • Cut your income taxes (taxes = socialism = evil!!)

  • Grow your savings tax free (hide it from those poor people!)

This is not a program offered by the government, banks usually offer it, with fees attached...either the banks charge the fees to the employer, or the employee.

--Deposits are tax deductible
--Earnings/Withdrawals are tax-free on those taxes...

After all, who wants to fund schools, the poor, the elderly, the unemployed...

Gosh, call me an uber-radical, but instead of privatization, how about not funding Fatah and not invading other countries and not giving corporation tax breaks.....
and instead funding our health system? Crazy, I know...



Our Affordable Housing Movement,
Or Operation Don't Get Sick for the Next 30 Years.


"Keep it in your pants"--God

"No matter how much he begs'
No matter how much he pleas,
Sex is what he wants,
Not what he needs."
With less than half of the federal money going into abstinence programs actually being spent on the public domain (51% goes to private organizations and 11% goes to strictly faith based organizations), its clear that it is geared more toward the long white arm of christian suburbia rather than providing a public service.

With 40% of the states not offering any mention about safe sex of even HIV/AIDS, it is also clear that it isn't about education at all.

With the National Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy concluding that from ten different studies on Abstinence only education, just one showed and real evidence of changing attitudes; its clear that it is not working.

And Finally, it's clear "the quality of AFLA evaluations funded by the federal government vary from barely adequate to completely inadequate" and researchers "are aware of no methodologically sound studies that demonstrate the effectiveness" of Abstinence only programs.

But fear not for...
"...about a third of the people interviewed say they wish they would have waited till they got married...and that's probably a low number."



"You can't destroy life in order to save it"
--Bush, Stem Cell Veto

His words are EMPTY,

coming from our favorite "Just-War" theologian.



With the over fifty U.S. Media outlets of the 1980's combining to form the six major media conglomerates of today, it's clear that our television, radio, magazines, and newspapers are now more focused than ever upon increasing shareholder profits
...with companies like Xango juice.

I wonder how they handle issues that matter?

"Our guys" in Iraq "have got every right to have good news put into the media and get to the people of Iraq, even if it's got to be planted or bought."--Pat Buchanan, MSNBC's Hardball with Chris Matthews

Bill Clinton "was a very good rapist"; "I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties"; "I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning." --Ann Coulter, New York Observer

"I think you could probably make an absolutely airtight case that more than 3,000 Americans have been either killed or injured, based upon the 11 million illegals who are here." -- The Radio Factor with Bill O'Reilly

"Blowing up Iran. I say we nuke the bastards. In fact, it doesn't have to be Iran, it can be everywhere, anyplace that disagrees with me." --Glenn Beck

(Quotes from Media Matters)


True Terror

There comes a time in one's life, when one is really truly scared for one's country.

No, it isn't from the setbacks in the constitution, our courts, the civil services, the environment, science, the economy, our military, or diplomacy.
It isn't even from the manufacturing of an ill conceived war and steadfast resolve to keep at it--we've done all that before.

But the true terror is that a Sioux Falls, SD couple would name their baby after George W. Bush.

(A personal thanks to Anna from DakotaWomen for catching this and providing living proof that South Dakota has a chance.)


Feeding an Ignorant Beast, the "Citizen Soldier"

Away on "vacation," I had a chance to page through GX magazine, the National Guard's own monthly retention propaganda. It's similar to Army times only, if you can believe it, less scholarly.

Alongside glorified images of "U.S. Army UH-60 Black Hawk helicopters" setting out on an air assault mission, articles about flag etiquette, wrestling moves, and NASCAR news updates seem to be a monthly occurrence. (NASCAR sponsorship is apparently only logical because, says LTG Clyde Vaughn, it is a great program due to "strong family values that line up well with the Guard").

But perhaps the most disturbing dilution is the "Victory Map."

Truly, they didn't just starve the beast, they changed it's diet.

End anti-capitalist?

William Shakespeare = love, trust, fate, homoeroticism, life, death, freedom, oppression, etc..etc....
...........and now...anti-capitalism?

While I was reading Romeo and Juliet, I came across a quote that reveals what Will thinks about money...

(this is at the scene of Romeo buying illegal poison for suicide after hearing upon Juliet's death)

There is thy gold--worse poison to men's souls,
Doing more murder in this loathsome world
Than these poor compounds that thou mayst not sell.
I sell thee poison; thou hast sold me none (5.1).

Hm... I think I like this play after all! Now...only if they could include this theme when reading Romeo and Juliet in our education system. These verses would benefit the world a lot more than a notion of barely reproductive virgins dying for love-at-first-sight.


Wow..The Russian army has some Good Training...

This Story is way Too Crazy to pass up...

...A Russian "Ninja" has been robbing Italian farmers at knife and arrow point...Yup, a Russian Ninja.

...He wrapped himself in a black bandanna, and was armed with a bow...and a knife strapped to him

He was trying to rob an old farmhouse, when the owner tripped on the gun...So the ninja fled...
on a bicycle...and hid in a....cornfield.

He was a former
soldier in the Russian Army
-and was inspired by
Robin Hood

Take heed fellow citizens: Don't expose yourself to too many cultures ;)

Full Story


I'm an American...How embarassing...

Would you like some more hearsay with that hearsay?

Wow..I'm getting warm fuzzies thinking of how fun it would be dancing away at the Resurrection with Jesus instead of hanging out with angels...hmm..the 72 virgins + young boys sound a lot more appealing...

And on a side note...

In case you missed it...

he said "81% of Americans believe in heaven."


90% of Americans believe in God.

....44% of Americans believe there should be some restrictions on the civil liberties of American Muslims...

35% of Americans believe torture is "acceptable" with "terror" suspects...while 46% of Americans believe that physical abuse is also acceptable to those suspects

I don't know about you, but those stats make me cringe.