Found Art: Rural, Pastoral News

The following was taken from my small town newspaper. Obviously, whole names have been left out to protect decency:
We had a nice weekend. Friday we had stations of the cross with about 6 attending. We had tomato dumpling soup and fresh bread afterwards and good visiting. Tina and Ralph were host and hostess.

Saturday Tina came to do her laundry and studying for her religion class. It's quieter here. James is a TV nut and her cats bother her when she's in the house. She has two cats, one big orange and white and one really big that is a mixture and I mean really big. She did my kitchen floor for using the washer and dryer.

Sunday after church and Tina's religion class we went to Vern and Chris's for roast beef dinner and haircuts. We also had Chris's birthday cupcakes. James and I got haircuts. Chris got a little too scissor happy. My hair isn't much longer than Ralph's Crew-cut. She cut the damaged ends off. So it will grow healthy now before my next perm. Its going to take some getting used to.

Vern is so busy calving, he goes to sleep sitting up. He goes out at 4 am to check them an several times a day and night. He and out other son-in-law Doug are really busy. Each have had twins. They went looking for a new simmental bull. Doug got one and his friend Clayton got one. So we didn't see much of Vern until coffee time...