Letters to 8-ball Allah
Dear 8-ball Allah,
I’m a great fan of your Qur’an, but I feel like I’m struggling with some issues…. particularly Paradise. Don’t get me wrong, Paradise sounds great, but it seems like there are a lot of women. I get along with women okay, my best friends are all women, and my mom’s pretty cool….but I was just wondering if there are other options, besides the “young, full-breasted maidens of equal age” (v78:33).
-James (Jenine) Francis
Dear James,
Don’t worry, I made Mohammed, my fav prophet, be very specific about Paradise, as stated in my Sura titled “The Mount”:
“And there will go round boy-servants of theirs, to serve them…” (v52:24).
And also in another Sura:
“And round about them will serve boys of everlasting youth. If you see them, you would think them scattered pearls” (v76:19).
I prefer to keep an open mind about these things…
I’m the only one and I’m great,
End
Exhaled by 8-ball Allah @ 3/31/2007
INHALATIONS: 5
