Divine Intervention

The other day, I received a letter.
I thought it was a special credit card application with the insignia of the American Enterprise Institute, but it wasn't. It was a prayer handkerchief. Apparently it's used for those allergy prone atheists.

With America's wealth inequality, North Dakota's weak stance on the minimum wage, and the pairing of religion with conservative politics, somehow I think it wasn't "God's Holy Spirit" that singled me out, but the fact that I'm not in that top 1percentile. I think they are on the list to get frankincense and myrrh.