In spite of bad publicity and congressional investigations about the Bush administration’s downplay of climate change, the American Conservative Union met today to reminisce about Baptist college, to talk about how tough it was to be a conservative during the 60's, and of course to question global warming.

According to them, the "liberal" media--which has been compliant with the Bush administration, flag waving up to and after the Iraq war--is tricking foolish Americans into becoming Europeans. After all, in the spectrum of "Eurpeaness" energy conservation is only one increment away from gay marriage, legalized prostitution, and a social welfare state.

This, said Newt Gingrich, must be stopped!