Oh, where have all the secularist gone...

What recent high school graduate wouldn't want to attend this unaccredited institution, the Honor Academy, where one of the rules is "no dating"?

Don't worry, since you are a child of God, your child is then taken care of here. No need to worry about him getting influenced with secular ideas by...working at the local gas station... or waitressing at one of the city's food chains at night to help defray those costs, the Honor Academy states...
"No, interns are not allowed to have an outside job while at the Honor Academy. Life as an intern will stretch you in all areas of your life. In order to ensure that you have the time and energy needed to devote to the internship program, interns are not permitted to seek outside employment."

As the father of one of the intern states, "they can leave home, go off to college and get a lot of knowledge, or...they can get God's plan for their lives."

And God is pricey.... these programs can cost anywhere to $500/month to $1500/month, for yearly programs. But God is generous, all contributions are tax-deductible.

God also is not a socialist, he's a true American. You must pay for your own health insurance. No free office visits like those available on unholy "secular" campuses.

And what kind of worldview would these students be exposed of?
....only the best, of course....the book How Now Shall We Live? by Chuck Colson, the former Nixon aide that pled guilty to Watergate......Wonderful.

*Honor Academy is the group behind the campaign against popular culture that CNN reported about. This blog will Self-Destruct and Angry Dakota Democrat have more information.