Fargo's Finest on the BBC

"So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it."
Our own Fargo's Finest graces the BBC:
"Oh my. Where? Yeah? Aw geez. Okay, there in a jif. Real good, then."
World news looks at our flannel wearing all-night diner town,
"Lazy" or "creative" policework looks back as Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off of Cass County Sheriff Paul Laney. Our local Puritanical gardens can taste the second coming.

" So ya went and married Norm Son-of-a-Gunderson!"
Perhaps somewhere in a ditch lies the money,
waiting to be burned by an unwilling farmer
or placed as payment for that new pick-em-up truck
with a fresh yellow painted snow plow.

"Keep it still back there, lady, or else we're gonna have to, ya know, to shoot ya."

Quotes obviously from Fargo's other Claim to Fame.