The Domino Theory

If we allow gays to marry, people will want to marry their parakeet and goldfish and the Viet communists will take over Thailand, Cambodia, Laos, and the hearts and minds of the Iraqistani people will not flutter with those freedom-loving bombs. The greatest threat to the nation is Islamofascism, affordable and non-profit anything, along with Mexican'ts who crossed the boarder that first crossed them.

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