Ma sha Allah! A Sale on Salah (prayer)!In this busy, capitalistic world, who has time to stop and pray?
Well, now you can!
While you are shopping as an adult with your mandatory all-female troupe of friends, just jump into the nearest prayer room.
Since this is your obligatory religious duty, mind you that you pause from purchasing items that can lead to the exploitation of countries and resources, at the same time contributing to the profits of large corporations that would rather pocket the money than giving zakat (alms) to the needy in that nation...o...how religious of you.
NOW BACK TO THE EXPLOITATION! End